Silver Quarter

Silver Quarter

There’s really no point in me having a pre-loaded laundry rewards card because every time I go to the laundromat, I leave it sitting on the table and am left converting what little cash I carry on my person into the poundage of quarters it requires to make the...
Yellowstone

Yellowstone

I’m not a useful person to take camping.   A handsome face is great and everything, but when you’re sitting among a bunch of trees, 30 miles away from the possibility of posting a selfie to Instagram, that handsome face doesn’t add much value to the good of the...
Heavyweight

Heavyweight

One thing about being a serious wrestler is that an accurate scale is among the most essential household furnishings. Guesstimation is not tolerable when it comes to a wrestler’s weight, so having a scale that spits back a reading to the exact ounce is of utmost...
Sonny and Cher

Sonny and Cher

He was cooking breakfast, oldies radio playing in the background, when it came across the news that it was the 44th anniversary of Sonny and Cher separating.   While noteworthy, this tidbit was nothing extraordinary, as people–especially those of celebrity...
Icy Conditions

Icy Conditions

The future of humanity, at times, seems most dismal.   The last time I opened Facebook, I was confronted with the horrific news of another mass shooting. It was an unwelcome distraction from the ongoing debate of whether this half of society hates President Trump...