Troubles with Malachi

Troubles with Malachi

I’ve only been teaching for a couple of months, but in that time, I feel like I’ve had a disproportionally large number of students named Malachi. And, in each instance, Malachi has come with very specific forewarnings. Whether it’s a word of caution...
Doggy Issues

Doggy Issues

I have doggy issues. They’re pretty severe. So severe, in fact, that I bought this shirt off Amazon. I’m like the girl who hates her dad so much that she decides to have sex with all of his friends to get back at him. My issues have gotten to that point. Understand...
Hasta, ESPN

Hasta, ESPN

I’m neither a democrat nor a republican. In fact, I’m 30 years old and have never cast a vote. I might have registered once when I first turned 18, but I can’t really remember. When I tell this to people, they gasp and tell me how UN-American that is. Our boys died...